Don’t bother ringing the doorbell. Just put it on the mat and email me a pic. I’ll just keep checking my email. Thanks.

Was it about your car warranty?

Lemmy gets Old Testament.

Just drink a ton of vodka. You’ll never have to worry about waking up before your alarm goes off.

I, for one, welcome the new rod people.

Did your cats write the text on this meme?

And just theiR bodies

There’s this show On Patrol Live where they follow cops around with a camera. I see plenty of them arrest people for refusing to do the test. That leads me to believe it’s more common than what you are suggesting above. (I.e. refusing isn’t that great of an option either.) But as you say, check your local laws.

Why did they have to use a pic with a horse in it? Seems distracting.

You don’t think it could get something like a toddler’s fingers?

And sometime the HOA or even the city will complain.

Yeah vacuums are one thing. I’m not sure how I’d feel about an automated lawn mower.

WE HAD A DEAL!!

Swear on your fathers sardines.

You could be scottmeme@sh.itjust.meme

I think I twisted my knee doing that a few weeks ago. That or I did it in my sleep. Who knows. Being old rules.

I really liked that guy in Band of Brothers.

That seems pretty judgemental.

NEEEEEEERRRDDD

Obviously those are military grade pixels.