I love self checkout. It allows me to scan avocados for my daily avocado toast as russet potatoes. Only 50 more years of that and I’ll be able to afford a house!

A little bit of trolling is allowed

As a treat

Whenever I feel dumb, I remind myself that there are still morons out there falling for crypto pump-and-dump rug pulls

So what would be an encrypted messenger? Telegram or a Matrix app like Element? Asking cuz I’ve been kinda hinting to my friends that maybe we should move away from Facebook Messenger, but all we do is share memes and YouTube videos… Occasionally we’ll fuck with their stupid AI and make it write all responses in cuneiform or call everyone “shitass”

Edit: I can’t spell for shit