Queen HawlSera

I legitimately thought I activated some sort of extrasensory perception when I learned my internal clock worked

A Parrot has actual intelligence

To still go through with it and have Doug Bowser give this “Do you guys not have phones?” level bullshit defense?

I’m aware, but it’s worth noting since America is usually a big consumer country, and right now, we can’t onsume.

Mario Kart on Steam? It’s more likely than you think.

Valve is based in New Zealand isn’t it?

Switch 2 is going to be a repeat of the Wii U disaster.

“No Timmy, I’m not paying 500 dollars for Mario Kart. Don’t you already have that game?”

Bro doesn’t know about dolphin

I don’t know what Nintendo was thinking by doing the Nintendo tax bullshit harder than ever during a time when Americans are facing such heavy financial burdens

Ya know I’m gonna feel real stupid stockpiling this Steam games if Valve ever becomes a publically traded company, especially if they become ban happy like Reddit or VRChat

Edit: For the record, no I’m not banned from VRChat, I don’t use it, I prefer Resonite, but I have heard horror stories of people getting 6 days bans for no reason out of the blue with staff refusing to elaborate.

That’s really what it comes down to, Luxuries cost less, Necessities cost more

The greeds get away with it because they keep shouting “HE DID IT!” and the stupids keep falling for it.

One of my “favorite” examples of this was when Ronald Reagan murdered American Manufacturing jobs, causing mass layoffs and unemployment throughout the country, and a record high of people on welfare to deal with the job displacement… Causing the first signs of generations being born with lower standards of living than their parents.

So people naturally tarred and feathered Reagan, he’s remembered as a monster, and is the reason why the Republican Party is a faded memory that we only bring up when teaching school children about why we don’t have a Two-Party System. That wacky Trickle Down Economics… I tell ya, glad no one’s dumb enough to buy that anymore…

Oh sorry, that’s what happened in the prime timeline, here reality doesn’t run off of people learning from mistakes, this is a Murphy’s Law Ruins Based Timeline where everything that can go wrong does go wrong.

Here Reagan invented the folktale of the “Welfare Queen” to imply that black people were getting more than “their fair share” from this welfare, and that Americans would be doing fine if only this specific group wasn’t taking more welfare than they should be allowed.

A story that doesn’t make any sense since if black people were getting more in Welfare, wouldn’t Reagan be the one making that call? Ah but they thought of that, Reagan blamed a shadowy cabal of Democrats for getting the black people more then “their fair share” in a scheme to “overthrow whitey” in the name of “liberal guilt”

A story that also shouldn’t work as Democrats had neither the motive nor enough control over the government to pull off this little trick, but people are stupid, so they bought it hook, line, and sinker.

You know our reality isn’t the prime timeline, because none of this makes any fucking sense and it’s only bad writing that lets people be this fucking stupid. I can see the person in the audience cringing at the fact this reality is self-aware and seems to think pointing out the bad writing is the same as doing better.

I’m sorry audience, I wish I could join you as merely an observer who has the option to watch a better movie or read a better book, one not bound by this bullshit, but… alas, that is my fate.

So if I die in the movie, I wake up in my trailer as the actress and enjoy the privileged life that entails? Maybe I’m played by a cischick with huge cans, that’d be awesome!

I knew these wasn’t going to well when I used Epitaph to see Trump winning re-election, King Crimson can’t skip me past the next four years…

Jojo references aside, I should listen to more of that band; Court of the Crimson King, which I listened to in order to try to better understand Diavolo’s character, was pretty damn fire

A big reason why the old people don’t get it, is that they see young people with luxuries, and don’t realize that luxuries, like my high end gaming PC and addiction to junkfood… Still costs less than three month’s rent no matter how much I splurge

33, will be 34 not long after the Switch 2 launches…

At this point I welcome death, I feel like I’ve earned Valhalla at this point.

I mean, it kinda is all planned if a Determinist view of the universe is at all accurate, and it’s kind of the leading thing physics is pointing to

Are you sure?

For good measure point out that people migrating into the country are often because the 1% are offering them otherwise high paying jobs at below minimum wage, but thanks to the exchange rate that’s like a million dollars an hour back in their home country.

Don’t make it obvious that you’re on the Left or they’ll ignore you on principle. Make it sound like you’re “one of them”