Love the tear on the Xenomorph, great touch

Bet the boss strolled by and grabbed a free meal that day.

We just want everyone here to ask themselves “can I do more for the company”.

We’re a big family here.

Overtime isn’t required, but we really encourage it.

Here is your bonus this year, thanks for your hard work (bonus is literally less than yearly inflation).

And other fun company bullshit that we get to experience.