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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Pyr@lemmy.catomemes@lemmy.worldPure witchcraft!
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    2 days ago

    I’m everything in this photo. I can wake up if I need to at 600, but I get paranoid that I won’t so I set my alarm for 530. Then I get paranoid that I’ll sleep through that alarm so I set one for 545, and finally another for 600. I don’t trust snooze because I’ve accidentally turned off the alarm too many times while trying to hit snooze.

    But most of the time I will wake up 5 minutes before each of the three alarms.



  • Shells are artificially inflated because they aren’t valued as a “home” but rather as an “investment”

    And investment makes money, so snails with money can afford to pay more than the shell is worth as a “home”

    If a shell were not allowed to be used as an “investment” the prices would go down substantially, even if they weren’t forced to be sold.

    If they were forced to be sold, the prices would drop even further as all of a sudden there would be a flood of *people" trying to sell their shells to a limited number of slugs, who would then only choose the best deal for themselves.

    The slugs may not have been able to be approved for a loan for a $500k shell but only for a $300k shell, but there were no $300k shells available and if they were, they were complete crapheaps In a bad neighbourhood so renting a shell was the more logical choice.