*Linux Mint

Quite far off from the plot of the 2007 film Shrek The Third though.

Damn, you make it sound better and better. Just sent me out already!

How is that not great for me? Setting up a colony must be hard work and all around pretty horrible.

He’s a $1 million dollar donation from China away from endorsing a Chinese invasion of Taiwan.

Brutalist architecture in a nutshell

Play our song just one more time

Nintendo is on the same level as HP for me. As in they will never get another cent from me.

Wait! Am I a buddhist without even knowing it?

Danger is my middle name

I think I have fallen into some bushes once when driving home drunk on my bike. I must have judging by all the scratches I woke up with. Does it really count if you can’t remember it though? Far as I concerned I never had an accident.

I love how he looks happy in the last one. Just vibing to the music. Be good to me again today my little war machine.

The numpad I could do without, but I need my home, end and delete keys.

Fact: we would be better off if all of humanity were atheists

*shootted

Just put anti-homeless spikes on the toilet seats

Well, if it makes them happy.

As beautiful as the day she left me

I see an opportunity to target Teslas exclusively

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