I like to think it wasn’t even tandem, they entered the picture Point Break style.

We were skydiving. They just jumped out a plane after us.

I mean you’re not far off. It was written by a teenager who suffered neglect/abuse in childhood.

too broke to do either

I’ve had to tell my parents (both retired medical professionals) that going in for a biopsy is definitely something I should know about before they get results.

The previous system was they’d tell me what the other was starting treatment for.

I contemplate the moment in the market, the idea of allowing your own crucifixion.