Mr. WorldWide

Tell me…Have you seen the marvelous bread fish? Swimming in the ocean water?

Are you fond of Owls? Everyone is fond of Owls, except for mice, shrew and Simon Cowells

Weebl released a video on youtube marking the 20th anniversery of badger badger badger a while ago, he released one for the 15th too and the 10th

you don’t really need to be a body builder to be strong.

Isn’t it a clothing store that all the yoga milfs shop at?

And the yoga Thots too.

The boomers fucked the economy. Their mentality is “FUCK YOU! I GOT MINE!”

Fuck nature! Buy a car, drive it places!

So yes, cooked, overcooked, but cooked none the less

Edit: Boiling is a type of cooking.

it says on paper that I can’t sue disney even if they end up killing me…I never read that agreement and I never enthusiastically agreed to it. Who would ever agree to give up their rights like that? Not me. I never agreed to do that, and it should be illegal for something like that to be in the ToS of anything

No one ever enthusiastically agrees to any of those either.

In morrowind I came up with a class I called a “Vagina Monger” then later I made a new file where my class was a “Tim Allen’s Toenail”

Other classes I thought of, but didn’t do. “Professional Titty Feeler” “Paizuri Expert” “Pimp” “AGAB Member” (All Guards Are Bastards)

It’s like the “clown porn” that quagmire was watching while choking himself where the money shot was confetti

I keep my phone in a faraday bag when I’m walking around. That’s why I don’t look at my phone all the time.

I didn’t enthusiastically agree to anything…and I certainly wasn’t informed about anything related to any promise before hand either

notepad++ doesn’t nag me about updates all the time. I open mine very frequently to manage my onetab tabs

notepad++ is better.

What about massage chairs?