Honestly I had to look up the difference between stew and soup. What most say is with stew you start by braising meat in pot, then add other ingredients and stock. With soup start with stock and add ingredients.

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Maybe true for some soups but you might choke drinking chicken noodle, clam chowder, or wonton soup.

I don’t know if the half off comment is intended as a pun but it works well.

Will it be reclassified as a gas giant?

And butter.

Dusty old bones. Frog Bog, Las Vegas Poker and Blackjack, Truckin and B-17 Bomber

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