You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don’t worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

Can’t spell drugs without U

Do you think Justin Bieber sprays his DNA all over the ladies when he’s in Paris, France?

“I want to change the world with this tech”

…

“3 billion you say? The company is yours!”

The Unabomber and Pope Leo were both good at math