Later…

“Stuck in the break room while they have lockdown drill. Been waiting for a while.”

Jesus: “I ain’t coming back, some of ya’ll are sick, SICK!”

Had me in the first half…

Costco Japan isn’t much better.

Once I got a chicken bucket and was told to wait for them to finish cooking. When they did put a bucket out the lady said it was for someone else before me. No one came for it. She put a second bucket out and it was also for someone else and no one came for that one either.

Finally, my bucket was ready and I took it, leaving two rapidly-cooling buckets of chicken sitting there with no owner.

“Hey, can you give us TWO churros? It’s our anniversary.”

That doesn’t make any sense, fish don’t use bicy-OOOOOOOH!

Venn pieagram

4chan was one of the websites on the internet.

Brayden.

Kids laughing.

Someone knocking on your door.

Bright light coming through the curtains.

I would say Repeating phone calls, but I think most people here are terrified of phone calls at any time of day.

Don’t ask, not because it’s rude but because they honestly lost count years ago.

Sea bass (right)

Nitro in a sedan.

Dead god, it’s the 1990s all over again! Hope she’s blasting Limp Bizkit.

You tried downloading torrents and accidentally downloaded Tourette’s.

Try meeting a girl like that in a small town.

Possibly all three.

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

What about the R.O.U.S.?

That’s a surfboard.