(maybe lower them),

Okay, I’m going to laugh really hard.

HA HAAAA hahahahaha

God, that was good.

I’m asking this sincerely: where are those people working now? They gotta be working something, right?

is to do a comparison between them and come to the conclusion that the two things are very different.

Mate, they did that. That’s exactly what they did, and they told us how.

repeat all steps until you have the number of items desired

Holllld the fuck. My self checkout has a loose limit of 25 items, who the hell is getting 20 items from a vending machine?

I don’t have to wait behind old people who take a fucking eternity to find their wallet.

She’s still there, she’s just stuck at one of the six kiosks while Americans finally figured out how to queue in one line.

Ah, but you’re forgetting the emotional labor of forcing your lips to say “hi” while awkwardly shifting your eyes away from the cashier because after 20 years of life in your lonely, desolate suburban wasteland with nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no people to see, you’ve grown unimaginably socially anxious and you’ve completely forgotten how to talk to anyone.

Frankly, I think you’re just a luddite, or something. You… hate… barcode scanners, just admit it.