Masking is a strategy used by some autistic people, consciously or unconsciously, to appear non-autistic. While this strategy can help them get by at school, work and in social situations, it can have a devastating impact on mental health, sense of self and access to an autism diagnosis

Oh shit, I’m a high masker.

Cats with baseball bats.

Yeah! And drink a bottle of whiskey if you have to wake up late and can’t be bothered to cancel the multiple alarms in your off day.

Hint: it wakes up so punctually because it can hear the mice scratching in the walls, who are reacting to your boiler starting to heat the pipes at 7am sharp.

I might require some explanation.

Or you wear the bags on your feet and put the shoes in the car.

My ex had one of these, it was great

I am an old cardboard box

You get -2 speed penalty for every bag you equip, and my camp mates always clutter the doorway with their melee tools and weapons instead of with containers.

• V * X = km per day
• 22387 / (V * X) = number of days needed
• 22387 / (V * X * 365) = number of years

Walking 8 hrs a day, at a leisurely 7 km/hr, can do it in about a year.