Things at my current job are an such a massive shit show already. I imagine that my only reaction to such a meeting would be a full throated laugh, “good luck!” And just drop the meeting.

There was a similar thing local to me last year and apparently it was a huge hit. I’m hoping they do it again.

https://www.ksby.com/san-luis-obispo/boozy-book-fair-where-books-brews-and-nostalgia-collides