Congrats.
Strange to have your first day on a weekend. Feels like they expect a bit too much out of their employees. Just as long as you’re not overworked into a zombie, I guess, a job is a job
Honestly, the attitude in this place is contagious!
“Oh shit. I forgot my cartoonishly oversized and intricately carved gemstone and now I can’t get inside my office. 😩”
Later…
“Stuck in the break room while they have lockdown drill. Been waiting for a while.”
If you’re working alone and hear heavy footsteps coming towards you do not fear, find yourself the nearest “safe” room with a type-writer and they’ll leave you alone.
Except that one bit where it doesn’t…
Well done, son. I’m proud of you. Hell! We’re all proud of you and shit. Six years and $632,098 to get that Associate degree is now paying off.
Your job is to make ominous notes and scatter them throughout the facility.
Protip: the mandatory “health & safety” briefing is just so HR can cover their butts. Don’t bother wasting your time with it - you’re not going to need any of that don’t-run-with-safety-scissors stuff.
Good meme, Wesker would approve.
